Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage

Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.


Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai


Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage


April fool banaaya to unako gussa aaya
To mera kya qasoor zamaane ka qasoor
Jisne dastoor banaaya



Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage


Arz hai….
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage
Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…


Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…






Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage


Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,
Par haaye re meri kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.




Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage




Kohre ka jab dhundhla kambal odhe subah lautegi
Uni shal main simti ladki fir se mujhko sochegi
Sham Udashi ki hogi aur jhoom ke barish barsegi
Kab ye maine socha tha wo aisi rat main bichhregi
Aaj shajar ki shakh hari hai kitne parindo thahre hue hain
Ek din aisa hoga sukhi, dal parinde dhundhegi
Ja e ‘Avinash’ Uss se kahna duniya mujhse jeet gayi hai
Rel ke chhut jane par bhi jo, rasta mera dekhegi
Bachna nadiya barish ke iss pyare pyare mausham se tu
Aisa karegi tujhpe sitam tu, apna sahil dhundhegi.





Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!





Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage


Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.!




Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage













Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,








Funny Sayhari and Joke SMS New massage